Magic Little Dust

Noooo it's not cocaine...it's a hellava lot better
are you ready?
I don't think you are...
so this might scar you a little bit
but I don't really care
not that much at least....
are you ready? It's....
NUTRITIONAL YEAST!
(that obviously wasn't meant to be a poem)

I kinda wanna take this, decant it into some cute orange bins, and go around selling it as "I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese!'* Like I took some bread, spread on some Smart Balance, sprinkled this shiz on it and IT TASTED LIKE CHEESY BREAD! So many doors are opening up for me right now...spaghetti, bread, vegan mac and cheese, 'cheesy' vegan cornbread.......*sigh* oops! Sorry, got lost in thought for a sec.

Anyhoo, this is amazing. Sorta strong and tangy...a little like parmesan for those of you who remember it. Plus it's NUTRITIONAL, I mean-how can you go wrong if it's freaking good for you? Sure, it may not have been the best choice to have 5 slices of bread with margarine and this on it in one sitting but I'm sure I'm all nutritional so it must be ok.

So go out to the store and yet some Nutritional Yeast right freaking NOW! You won't regret it. Go. Go. Now. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
hmmm, I've been trying to do hypnosis for the last couple of days but it doesn't seem to be working. Oh well. Read my footnote and be on your way :)




**'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' isn't vegan btw