Your Basic Fake Egg

The credit for this miracle-worker goes to my sister, Aja (she's the ex-vegan who we hate now. Let's call her Gordon just to piss her off) made. This stuff doesn't work to bind together latkes or matzoh balls (sorry, fellow Jews :( ) but it's great for baked goods. Just use this whenever I say 'fake egg.' It's easier than buying egg substitutes anyways. It won't leaven as much as an egg but it'll leaven some and it'll bind.

The fake egg looks boring and kina like seafoam

so why not insert a pic of some punk chirren

frolicking in seafoam?

You will need the following:

• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 2 tablespoons flour
• 3 tablespoons water

The Procedure

Whisk everything together (don't overmix) until all fluid and combined.

Use whenever I call for 'fake egg' :)

Get it? They're fake eggs! LOL!

Sorry, bad puns